next Monday. Sept. 8th

Here’ Kate Moss topless on a boat… where’s HER captain’s hat?

Here’s Sienna Miller topless in Positano, Italy with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. Geez this chick really hates clothes! And LOVES captain hats!

For those who don’t know who Balthazar is, Wikipedia says he’s “an American film actor and member of the band Ringside” and “married to Rosetta Millington and has four children: Cassius, Grace, Violet, and June.” Whoops.

Mary Carey in bikini has aerola slip as she celebrates her birthday at the Hard Rock hotel and cafe in Las Vegas. Looks like Celeb Rehab worked out REAL well.

I hate America. Maxim magazine in the USA sucks compared to the France edition!

Here’s the scoop from The Superficial:

These are topless photos of Maria Beatriz Anthony (a.k.a. Bia) sunbathing while on vacation with soccer star Ronaldo. (Not to be confused with Cristiano Ronaldo who’s nailing Nereida Gallardo. God, I hate soccer…) Anyway, Maria is pregnant with Ronaldo’s child, but according to The Spoiler, she dumped him because he was fooling around with transvestites. Yet he still gets to see some boob. Unbelievable. I remember one time I left the toilet seat, and you know what I got? A memo saying to stay out of the Ladies Room. Where’s the justice?!

Here’s model marisa Miller, voted Maxim magazine’s hottest chick for 2008. Nice side boobage. (PS… CLICK HERE to see that first pic in HUGE proportion.)

If you are from Great Britain, you know who these chicks are. If you are not… who cares? They are chicks with huge tits! God Bless the Queen.